20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 1

With so many pet peeves, it's shocking the human race has survived for as long as it has.
20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 1

It's taken a long time for the human race to become the apex species on our planet -- which is a shocking feat. Not because of the monsters we've had to outlive or the dangerous climate shifts we've had to survive.

No, it's shocking because, with so many pet peeves, we're lucky that we all haven't killed each other by now.

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20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 1
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20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 1
IF YOU DEFINE YOURSELF BY ALWAYSDOING' THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT EVERYBODYI ELSE DOES, WE'RE GOINGTO HAVE THE OPPOSITE OF A LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
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