Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

There's a lot of reasons to not want to live in fictional universes, but the perks negate all that bad stuff.
Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About

There's a lot of reasons why we wouldn't want to live in fictional universes. Everyone dies violently in Westeros. In Wreck-It Ralph, your existence could be snuffed out at the pull of a plug. If Superman's on your planet, just ... Superman's bad news, man.

But we'd put up with allll that bullshit if it meant we could have the following perks.

Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About
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CRACKED COM A delicious breakfast is always ready in the morning... ...and they even have time to sit down and eat it.
Remember those times you pulled a door that should be pushed and felt a bit stupid? 1na DF Movie characters don't. It's never happened to them. CRACKE
PFOPLE IN MOVIES NEVER BOTHER WITH LOCKINGAND UNLOCKING THEIR CARS; OR HOUSES.
Dumb Stuff That Nobody In Movies Or Shows Has To Worry About
TRAVELLING ABROAD AS A MOVIE CHARACTER? NO WORRIES, YOU'LL SOMEHOW FIND SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS YOUR LANGUAGE. OTHERWISE, YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT PHRASEBOOK
It's never windy when it rains in movies and TV shows and characters don't have to wrestle to keep the umbrella in their hand. CRAGKEDCOM
Innocent bystanders are always safe CRAU in city shootouts only in real life and in Pulp Fiction are they at risk of getting shot.
Package deliveries are never damaged, late or lost. PLOSE THANDLE MTM CAN FRAG PLEASE These stickers actually HANDLE WITH CARE FRAGILE work in the mov
CRACKEDCON CHARACTERS IN MOVIES GET HIRED OR FIRED FROM A JOB WITHOUT HAVING TO S1gN OR FILL OUT ANY PAPERWORK
Every self-respectingi movie cop makes arrests left and right. Lucky for them, they don't have to deal with the endless paperwork that comes with ever
FOR BETTER OR WORSE, THE AIRPLANES IN MOVIES AND TV SHOWS ALWAYS SEEM TO TAKE OFF AS SCHEDULED.
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Stuttering, making speech errors or being in situations where you have to repeat yourself? Nope! Movie characters speak articulately 100% of the time,
Characters only need to buff up ONE time, with no additional visits to the gYmo Unless a training montage is required.
DoeS this car ever run out of gas? Or get a flat tire? Broken radio? One crooked windshield wiper? Does Batman need insurance? CRAGN
Makeup never runs, smears, or rubs off There's always time to put it on, even if you're on the run
Movie and TV characters never have to watch news that is irrelevent to them. They always turn on the TV at the right time, and it is NEIT 8 always the
CRACKED.COM PAYING FOR THINGS IS SIMPLE NO SEARCHING THROUGH YOUR WALLET FOR CASH OR WAITING FOR CHANGE AND RECEIPTS.
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Sex is always a beautiful, life changing experience. No awkward moments, no misplaced hands, no shifting your weight wrong, no funny noises, no bad pe
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CRACKEDCON Pimples? Heat rash? Chafing? SKIN problems? The Dark Knight Rises Not even after spending a lot of time sweating in spandex and face masks.

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