15 Resolutions And How You’ll Rationalize Breaking Them

It's that time of year. Everyone is making their list of resolutions so they can hit the ground running after ringing in the new year. And while you all were doing that, we were just skipping that part and making up excuses for when you guys inevitably give up on all that shit.

Maybe we're being enablers. Or maybe we're just being honest.

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Entry by Dared00

CRACKED.COM I can't stand looking at myself in the mirror. I'm going to the gym tomorrow! I can't stand how other people look at me here. I'm done wit

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Entry by xela_ananym

This year I'm going to keep my house tidy. people Dull maculate have house:

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I will spend less time in front of the TV. *Sits in front of the laptop all day streaming YouTube videos* Goal achieved!

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Entry by Kalli

CRACKED COM 1 resolve to be more patient with idiots. Why shouls 1 be the only one makins an effort?

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Entry by deathpod

J'M WASTING LESS TIME ONLINE, ESPEGIALLY WITH ALL THIS SOCIAL MEDIKA NONSENSE. I'M JUst GONNA MESSAGE A FEW FRIENDS REAL QUIck. HOURS LATER CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by deathpod

It's high time I got myself outdoors. and enjoyed all the wonderful splendors this world has to offer. Is there really anything better than sitting in

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Entry by xela_ananym

I'm going to start eating more healthily. I should listen to my body, it only craves what it needs. CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by LilySprite

I'm going to go to group therapy to better my life... ...but I'm sure no one wants to listen to MY problems GRACKEDOON

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Entry by PookieJones

THIS YEAR, I'LL THROW AWAY ALL MY RAGGED CLOTHES AND GET NEW ONES THAT 0 CAN ACTUALLY WEAR IN PUBLIC. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO WASTE MONEY ON CLOTHES

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Entry by Andrea Meno

O'M GOING TO APPLY FOR MORE JOBS! Boy, the commute to this place would be hell. .They pay that? Am I supposed to eat ramen? .Okay, this screams dead

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Entry by ETangonan

CRACKEDC FRwt: EYES 322 MEN'S CLUB This year, I will cut down on my visits to the strip club. But I should help put these girls through school. They a

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Entry by durbnpoisn

At midnight!!! This one's still good. Can't wastelit! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by xela_ananym

I'm going to quit drinking It's antisocial if I'm the only one not drinking. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by jaoafallas

I'm going to start saving money and get out of debt. It's a bit pricey but it's on sale for a limited time only. GRACKEDCON

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Entry by deathpod

No more hiding! I'm going to start being honest with everyone. Honestly. it would kill my parents if they knew...

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