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Emmys and Oscars and Golden Globes and orange blimps are great and all, but recognition from Cracked is truly the highest honor an actor can receive. So, while there are no acceptance speeches here, we can assuredly say "You're welcome" to the following people, because we know they're weeping tears of joy right now while softly saying, "Thank you, Cracked."
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We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.