24 Shocking Statistics That Change How You View Sex

We thought we would celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year in the only way we know how: By coldly analyzing fascinating statistics pertaining to human mating habits.
24 Shocking Statistics That Change How You View Sex

Valentine's Day is tomorrow (or not, depending on how long it takes you to read our content after publication), so we thought we would celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year in the only way we know how: By coldly analyzing fascinating statistics pertaining to human mating habits. We asked our readers to put together some factoids on the subject of sex, relationships and such and offered $200 for the best. So let's jump right in and turn you into a certified Internet sexpert:

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34% of American and 38% of women American men say they sleep in the nude with their partner. Based on the survey data, it is suggested that sleeping n
A Health Survey for England study found the average male reported having 9.3 sexual partners in their lifetime. In a totally unrelated statistic, a 20
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A median Facebook user might have around 97 male friends. Of those 97, it is likely that eight are 'packing' 4 inches or less... And one is rocking ab
Congested? Then save your tissues for later. Sina Zarrintan, a neurologist at the Tabriz Medical University in Iran, found that that the process of ma
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Despite 90s sitcom tropes, studies show men like romance. Worldwide, more men than women complained their significant other wasn't romantic enough. CR
Yes, it's very uncomfortable to have the talk with kids. Suck it up and do it anyway. Nearly half of the 19 million new STD cases, reported each yea
Curren studies show that men who watch a lot of porn are statistically more likely to be accepting of gay marriage The scientists suggest this is beca
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I2/3 of divorces WOMEN are the ones to end it. Women are more cautious of entering new relationships than men are, and they're also more likely to end
Researchers at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill conducted a long-term health study of 7870 teen and adult women. Of those who became pregna
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56%OFMENAND 54% OFWOMEN REPORTED FEELING EMOTIONALLY SATISFIED AFTER LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY. 72%OFMEN AND 1%OFWOMEN RATED THE EXPERIENCE AS PERFECT, V
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30 percent of women who use online dating services HAVE SEX on the first date. Ofthese women, 77 percent do notuse protectio because they feel very co
In any given year, the overall likelihood that your significant other wil cheat on you is about 6%. Your odds improve the more religious you are, the

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