War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks
And yes, they were highly effective
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A stampede of animal puns
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Patrick Warburton’s Family Really, Really Hates ‘Family Guy’
His mom tried to get Warburton to sign cancelation petition.
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Greg Daniels Better Not Book Too Many Hot Actors for the New ‘Office’ Show
The first two cast members for the prospective series set in the ‘Office’ universe are two lookers — hopefully, there aren’t too many more of those
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This Is the Moment Jon Stewart Became ‘Daily Show’ Jon Stewart
Thank you, Rosie O’Donnell for bailing on a gig at the last minute
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Celebrities are just like us! They're afraid of heights, turbulence, and mortality in general.
The only real difference is that they're hot enough and/or rich enough to get away with some absolutely bizarre coping mechanisms. You try handing a bag of your own teeth to some guy you just met and see what happens.
Or just get famous yourself and hire some soothsayer to jet you off someplace where they cover your face in mud and cucumber slices while you deal with whatever's got you creaky. And then that person embezzles like five million from you, which angers you so much that you forget about the phobia in the first place. Problem solved! But then you're broke and you develop a new phobia about being broke which motivates you to go on QVC. Good night.
Here are a few weird superstitions and irrational fears that plague even the rich and the famous:
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New rule: Bill Maher sucks
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