All The Ways Buying Stuff Is Pointlessly Aggravating

Take my money! No, literally. I just want to pay and be done.
All The Ways Buying Stuff Is Pointlessly Aggravating

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Why does the world have to make it so difficult for us to waste our hard-earned cash? Instead of being straightforward transactions, we're nearly always bombarded with a bunch of extraneous baloney that delays us in flushing our money down the toilet.

Things like:

CRACKEDOON I have never quite wrapped my head around how only one second is needed to take money out of my account but 1 have to wait 3-5 business day
I signed up to your online store to buy that one thing. (372) Spam Trash But that doesn't give you the right to send me emails about things I don't ca
I signed up for a trial on a cooking site to get a single cheesecake recipe. I wasn't surprised that I had to provide my credit card info to get start
CRACKED COM 8 out of 10 shops will offer me a free loyalty membership. TAR AIRWARS YCLUB. AIT ivilege all 711 Club 781 506 REWARDS PASSPORT MATTHAS ME
Even when I buy something simple, the clerk asks me for a ton of personal info. My name, my email, my zip code, etc. 1Y It's like, I don't need a ride
NDOT Men 100-percent-cotton long-sleeve button-down shirt Narrowing my search with Specific keywords is OFten pointless. Not 100 % cotton Not long- sl
CRACKEDOON Sorry This item is not available It makes no sense that a cashier can't sell something because it's not on file.I mean, I'm literally hol
CRACKEDOON I signed up for amazon.com Prime partially for the free two-day shipping. Buy New $22.99 Qty: List Price: $34.95 You $11.96 (34%) Prime FRE
CRACKED CON COM Why do I bother checking the Product online catalog if available it never matches the physical retailer? My bad for thinking it should
I hate buying women's jeans from different stores Store Size American 4 Eagle Kohl' s 7 Maurices 28 H&M 6 Finding the right size shouldn't feel like I
As a chubby man, shopping for clothes is a major pain. can never find what I like in regular stores. XL esree CASUBL either have to MRIL MAE KAT shop
HDROY Every term when I go to buy books, my school's bookstore has some new nonsense afoot. Last term we Weren't allowed to touch the books until we p
NONO Can someone please make the card chip reader OPTIONAL? CHIP MALFUNCTION 8 Tw Or, at the very least, come up with a less annoying workaround for p
In every mall, there is always that one pathway infested by aggressive mall kiosk guys who will chase after you if you make eye contact with them. CRA
Thanks to brands using models with unbelievable figures, low-quality fabrics, and inaccurate sizing... ...I can no longer buy clothes online without t
After spending hours carefully selecting the items O want to buy there is nothing worse than pressing the checkout button and finding that my entire s
It pisses me off when I want to buy something online, but it's only available for in-store pickup. I can't go to the store in the first place, that's
I absolutely loathe customer surveys. SURVEY lull I DIDN'T FART MY ASS BLEW YOU A KISS I only bought that stupid mug to piss off my uptight roommate.
I hate when price tags end in .99 like I'11 surely celebrate that one cent I didn't spend. On Sale ONSALTE DOLE Intel Core i7 Processor Computer Mo
I hate going to a clothing store where the staff will tail me me around every corner.
I know why they rearrange things in supermarkets, but I'm a stick-to-the-list kind of buyer, and I hate having to retrace my steps three times when th
Returning online purchases is a real hassle. Return Exchange I usually wind up fixing the thing myself rather than spending days trying to get an exch
You need to deter shoplifters, I get it, but can you at least leave the testers out? aUM N'5 CHANEL AIS MANSUM N'9 CHANEL I'd like to see if I like th
I have grown suspicious of online discount offers. I'm tired of taking advantage of a 50% discount... % O ...only to realize that the discounted value
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