Those Moments That Make BS Meters Spike

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We don't get out much, but we're pretty sure the polite thing to do, when we inevitably have to deal with people, is to patiently listen to them talk without judgment. The thing is, there are some things people say that set off our bullshit detector. And nobody has time for bullshit.

So we figured we'd ask our readers what phrases they instantly classify as garbage, the second they hear them. Here's what they told us.

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