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Most people probably think it'd be cool to have famous people for parents. We weren't sure, so we asked our readers to look into it. As it turns out, it'd actually be very weird, and packed with utterly bizarre parenting choices.

If you're still envious of the lives celebrity kids lead, allow us to present the following:

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