Next-Level Movie Facts To Know

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With the holidays here, that means you're likely in for a lot of boring small talk. Fortunately, you have us -- and we'd never let you walk into battle without a weapon.

And by "Battle," we mean "holiday gathering." And by "weapon," we mean "useless movie facts that will make you look smart as shit."

No need to thank us, just looking out for you. Happy Holidays!