Here's How Hollywood Makes Literally Every Creative Decision

Spoiler Alert: Hollywood is formulaic on the inside, too.
Here's How Hollywood Makes Literally Every Creative Decision

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Hollywood is insanely formulaic, we all know that. What people might not know is how formulaic the decision making behind the scenes is. So our readers put together these simple charts explaining the thinking behind Hollywood's creative process. Hell, they probably break out these exact diagrams in high-level meetings.

Has most of the cast fallen into obscurity? CRHT YES NO Do a Go for an revival. origin story. BE FULLER HoUse Grlaoirls young TTER Sheldon Saul CALL
Can you run in heels? YES NO I We will find you a part. NEXT CRACKEDCON
TV show Ideas NOTE: All shows mUsT contain: Graphic Nudity Extreme Violence Lots of Modern-Day cuss Words Do the above requirements fit with the conte
How to make a new network sitcom! yES laugh NO track? Is Chuck Is anyone from Lorre free? The Office free? NO YES YES NO Reboot something from the 80s
CRAGKEDCOM START ARE YES YOU DISNEY? NO CREATE LIVE ACTION CREATE MOVIE BASED ON EXTENDED ANIMATED PROPERTY UNIVERSE MAKE NEW MOVIE ARE YOU MARVEL? YE
CRACKED.COM Is there a well-known and well-liked property at the studio's disposal? NO... Yes! Acquire one! Could a secuel be made? L Yes! No... JL Sc
CASTING A MAJOR STUDIO MOVIE ABOUT A TRANS CHARACTER Hold Auditions Audition a single trans actor Hire a cis actor But there are lots of great working
Who represents the good side in a battle? HERO WIN SIDEKICK LOSE REFORMED VILLAIN DRAW
Can we make money outside of the movie? Yes No Will we ATMAN LEGO make AVENGENS any 7-14 money malans from this film? Yes No Go for it! Pass. CRACKED.
Is the character's race integral to the plot of the movie? Cast a no white yes person! Is there a Cast a Fine.. big-nam no cast -name more-or-less a w
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