How Products Use Fancy Language To Try And Trick People

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How Products Use Fancy Language To Try And Trick People

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Pretty much everything you can buy is plastered with information. Some of it is useful, but most of it is clearly designed to trick people into buying stuff. So we asked our readers to cut through the marketing-speak by translating phrases that are all over common products.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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1l4 CRA NORTHLAND Nutritm The Power of Dark Fruit 100% 1a JUICE SUGAR ADDED NO These two statementsare unrelated. check the back of the bottle to see
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How Products Use Fancy Language To Try And Trick People
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Fancy PURINA Feast VAOLETY PACK Gourmet *Suggesting, to You, quality & class. ws Might or might not please your pet. PATE omesut GRILLED PATE 12 4 lir
INOBODY AMINOS ENDURANCE! BCAA 5591 STRENGHH FORA 100% RESEARCH BACKED' (In a scientific paper you won't understand assuming you get by the paywall.)
CRACKEDOON Reclosable Sandwich Bags Double zipper closure Double trouble closing 300 SANDWICH BAGS 61/2 INX57/ IN (16.5 cm X 14.9 cm)
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CRACKEDCON MICKEYS FINE MALT LIQUOR WORKS JUST FINE FOR GETTING SHIT-FACED
BROCKEL TV TWISTER TARGETS: Upper Abs, Lower Abs & Obligues GREATLOOKING ABS IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES A DAY Excruciatingly exhausting 5 minutest RCT + S
Mixed Nuts MADE WTHPL SEA LESS THAN 50% PEANUTS SALT *EXACTLY 49.99% PEANUTS peanuts, dmorcs cashews. brood nuts hadhs & penrs CRACKED COM
Nature's way Complete Multi-Vitamin CRACKEDOON .Made with 26 Fruits & Vegetables High Potency B-Vitamins for Energy* the Food THS any diseast. This st
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