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If Classic Movies Were Remade By Michael Bay

Every single film is going to get a remake or gritty reboot eventually. We asked you to show us a world where Hollywood just decides to put Michael Bay in charge of every single one of them.


27 Hit Songs As Understood by a 5-Year-Old

What kids think is going on when they listen to the radio, before any of the lyrics make sense.


The Fastest Way to Get Fired

Every job has at least one unforgivable sin that will get an employee booted on the spot. These are the world's most fire-able offenses.


11 Things The CIA Is Keeping From Us

Most of us assume the government is basically like that warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, full of all the cool stuff they can't let us know about. We asked you to show us what we're missing out on.


If Classic Movies All Got Video Game Adaptations

There's a big chunk of movie history that missed video games, and some fairly recent great movies nobody's bothered adapting yet. We asked you to show us what some of the greatest movies of all time might look like if the gaming industry got a crack at them.


14 Things Kids Suspect About the Adult World

When you're a kid, adults look like they've got it made. They get to decide their own bed time, drive cars and eat whatever they want. Images showing what we all thought they did with that freedom when we were kids.


How The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start

The inevitable robot war predicted by everyone from Asimov to the 'Terminator' franchise should be here any day now. If recent history is any indication, it will be far less visually dazzling, and more filled with slapstick comedy and fart noises than anyone could have predicted. Here's what it will look like.


How The Rich Secretly Amuse Themselves

What the people who own the companies we work for are doing when we're not looking.


Easter Eggs You Never Noticed in Famous Video Games

Just when you think you've found every stupid warp level and coding glitch in the original Super Mario Bros. another one crops up that's been hiding under your nose all along.


If Every Excuse Turned Out to Be True

Sometimes, the only thing worse than someone calling you on your bullshit excuse is having that excuse actually come true.