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Reality Shows We'd Actually Watch

We'd have no problem with reality shows if they weren't all unwatchable turds.


Horrible Fast Food Ideas (That Can't Be Too Far Off)

With products like the KFC Double Down and the new Carl's Jr. Foot-Long Burger, it's hard to imagine what ideas are considered too insane to make the cut in the world of fast food. Consider this a challenge, fast food industry!


If Movie Titles Were Honest

In a world where the content of the film matched audience expectations based on the title, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark is a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti is way more like Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop is way more like a porn that got filmed when the Radison Inn double booked.


How We Really Spend Our Time: 13 Pie Graphs

Experts estimate that men spend ten years of their lives working, three years of their lives going to the bathroom, and four years waiting in line, all of which are subject to fluctuate depending on where you prefer to masturbate.