The internet is fairly predictable. We can't see into the future to know exactly what's going to happen, it's a pretty safe bet that this year's shocking scandals will be in the same genre as those of years past.
Ah, if only the real world could be more like a video game. There, wounds heal instantly and death lasts only as long as a load screen. The men are bald and armed, the women have proportions that make Barbie look like a teenage boy.
Most of the things that we think of as classic holiday traditions like Santa, the Christmas tree and toy store riots didn't exist 500 years ago.
The Hollywood reboot machine has gotten it's sticky hands all over some pretty uncomfortable places, but so far they've left holiday movies relatively untouched. This is what it will look like when they decide to right that wrong, and start giving us dark, gritty versions of holiday classics.
What a confused child might think, or in some cases know, is out there before they're corrupted by reality.
In early drafts of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker was known as "Luke Starkiller." Yeah, it kind of gives you a different mental picture of the man.