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My Wealthy Country Became A Dystopia Overnight: 6 Realities

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •February 29, 2016

There's always an apocalypse somewhere. Today's example: Venezuela.

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They Shoot 'The Walking Dead' In My Town: 6 Weird Realities

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •February 28, 2016

What's it like to leave for work every day and carefully avoid the fake carnage that has been set in place by the crew, and have to stay out of the way during filming?

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6 Weird Realities Of The Underground Arcade Gaming Industry

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Michael Lucas •February 25, 2016

It's like 'Rain Man' except the arcades want you to beat them.

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6 Realities Of My Job Addicting Kids To Online Games

By Mark Hill, Anonymous •February 23, 2016

Sometimes we'll hear a grandparent being like, 'You sit down and you stay there! You stole my money!'

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5 Things I Learned Going To Military Prison

By Ryan Menezes, Wayne Giles •February 22, 2016

The military has its own special way of punishing lawbreakers, and while we don't know much about military justice, we assume it's not one hour to think in the time-out corner.

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6 Ugly Things I Learned About American Prisons (As A Guard)

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •February 21, 2016

Life behind bars is a terrifying possibility that haunts your every waking moment. But for some people, it's where they go to work every single day.

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I'm The Voice Of Siri: And No, Apple Didn't Pay (Or Warn) Me

By Mark Hill, Susan Bennett •February 18, 2016

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No Kids Or Minorities: 5 Realities Of A City For Old People

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •February 17, 2016

Where public sex is a big problem, and security will hunt kids down like they're Terminators.

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5 Weird Realities When Your Sick Mom Is Your Full Time Job

By Carolyn Burke, Elice Smith •February 16, 2016

Only two things in life are certain, death and family baggage. What happens when you find yourself staring down the barrel of both, at the same time?

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Fast & Furious Is Full Of It: 5 Racecar Driver Realities

By Mark Hill, Anonymous •February 15, 2016

Not surprisingly, everything Hollywood taught us about fast driving is wrong.

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6 Disturbing Realities Behind Your Valentine's Bouquet

By Evan V. Symon , Anonymous •February 14, 2016

Despite what they sell, the flower industry is not always a pretty business -- filled with slavery, disease, and pain.

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You Can't Help Fallen Runners: 6 Realities Of Track Athletes

By Evan V. Symon , David Torrence •February 10, 2016

Here's what we learned about what it's like to move your legs back and forth for a living.

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5 Realities Of Smog So Bad It Blots Out The Sun

By Robert Evans, Tyler Roney •February 09, 2016

Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.

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We Let Homes Burn Sometimes: 6 Realities As A Firefighter

By Peter Griffin, Amanda Mannen •February 08, 2016

I wanted a job that utilized my skills learned from a lifetime of watching muscular men in burnt t-shirts save the world. Since I couldn't get a job throwing Hans Gruber off a roof, I decided to join the fire department.

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6 Insane Realities Of Being Homeless In Hawaii

By Evan V. Symon , Anonymous •February 06, 2016

We'll go out on a limb here and say homelessness sucks. But what about the homeless in someplace beautiful, like Hawaii?

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