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8 Insane Things I Did After Being Kidnapped By Terrorists

By Robert Evans, Singer Smith •August 31, 2015

What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.

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5 Insane Realities Of A Deadly Heat Wave

By Taha Anis, Jim Kovpak •August 30, 2015

We spoke with Taha Anis in Karachi, Pakistan, where over 1,000 people died there this past June during a heat wave that saw temperatures topping 113 degrees Fahrenheit.

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I Am A Clown: 5 Truths You'll Wish I Didn't Tell You

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •August 28, 2015

We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.

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5 Brutal Realities Of High School Football (From A Coach)

By Evan V. Symon •August 23, 2015

We spoke to William Lane, a former player and volunteer coach in Central Texas. He told us some things about the crazy zeitgeist surrounding high school football.

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5 Horrifying Things Only Lifeguards Know About Public Pools

By Mark Hill, Anonymous •August 21, 2015

Maybe we need to show the lifeguards a little more respect.

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Third-World America: 5 Insane Realities Of Appalachia

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen, M. Asher Cantrell, Evan V. Symon •August 19, 2015

How accurate is that impression, though? We spoke with a few Eastern Kentucky residents about what life is really like in the poorest part of Appalachia.

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I Was A Reality TV Judge: 5 Secrets I Shouldn't Tell You

By Jason Iannone, Maxwell Goldcrest •August 18, 2015

It turns out the reality behind ... reality television is much more dramatic.

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Super White & Kinda Racist: 5 Realities Of Australia

By S Peter Davis, R. Jason Benson, Elsa Moriarty •August 17, 2015

What do you really know about the Australian outback? We spoke to someone who works there and this is what we learned.

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Wikipedia Hates Women: 4 Dark Sides of The Site We All Use

By J.F. Sargent, Abigail Brady •August 15, 2015

Basically, it seems like Wikipedia has some weird problems with regard to gender -- so what's up?

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6 Ugly Facts Of Life In Communist Cuba

By R. Jason Benson, Vivian Moreau, Jose Manuel , Jose Suarez •August 12, 2015

We spoke to those who lived under Fidel Castro's rule. Here's what we learned.

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5 Dumb Things I Saw (And Did) While In Charge Of US Nukes

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •August 11, 2015

It's not super easy to get former nuclear missileers to talk. But our source had just been kicked out of the U.S. Army Aviation and Missile Command for reasons we'll explain momentarily.

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6 Insane Realities Of Life In A Modern Dictatorship

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •August 09, 2015

Belarus is frequently called 'Europe's last dictatorship.' We sat down with a man from there, and this is what we learned

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5 Creepy Things You Learn Cleaning Up The Scene Of A Murder

By Carolyn Burke, Dale Cillian , Jayce LeBlanc •August 05, 2015

We talked to some biohazard cleaning technicians -- folks who handle messes too dangerous or terrifying for mortal maids. Here's what they told us ...

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Awake During Brain Surgery: 5 Bizarre Things You Experience

By Emily Leighty, Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •August 04, 2015

We spoke to Christie, Emily and Kevin about the strange things you experience when medical professionals cut your skull open and start playing around inside.

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5 Things You Learn As A Massage Parlor Prostitute

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •August 02, 2015

As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.

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