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4 Insane Realities As A Real CSI Agent (You Don't See On TV)

By R. Jason Benson, Jennifer Forbes •May 27, 2015

How much of what we watch is on the mark? To find out, we spoke to forensic scientist Jennifer Forbes.

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Abortion On Request: 5 Facts Of Life As A Surrogate Mom

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •May 26, 2015

If you're good at having babies (a rarer skill than you'd think), why not get paid for it? We talked to one woman who did just that, and it turns out that there's plenty of weirdness involved.

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6 Insane Things You Learn When Your College Goes Bankrupt

By Mark Hill, Kate Dobson •May 25, 2015

Cracked talked to Kate Dobson to learn what happens when your school goes to that great NCAA division in the sky.

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7 Things You Learn As A Straight Guy Who's A Crossdresser

By Vera Wylde, Amanda Mannen •May 24, 2015

Hi there. I'm married to a woman and I have a kid. I'm Vera, and I'm a straight crossdresser

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5 Tips For Busting Out Of Jail (From Someone Who Did It)

By Robert Evans, Christee & Darryl •May 21, 2015

We just want this up here as a reference in case the government ever catches on to our knockoff Pokemon business.

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5 Things You Learn When Your Body Can't Stop Bleeding

By Amanda Mannen, Alisha Blake •May 20, 2015

Sometimes being an impending blood explosion is wacky, sometimes it's terrifying, but it's rarely ever dull.

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Amway: 5 Realities Of The Multi-Billion-Dollar Scam

By Carolyn Burke, Angelos Kyritsis •May 18, 2015

Angelos Kyritsis got wrapped up in the Amway pyramid scheme and he's here to shed some light on the ugly -- and downright weird -- truth.

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5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk

By Amanda Mannen, Angela Weller, Pam •May 17, 2015

We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.

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5 Dark Realities Of Animating Shows Like 'The Simpsons'

By Mark Hill, Lucas Gray, Dallas Bolton, Wendy & Lizzie Molyneux •May 14, 2015

As a job title,

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I Hunt Serial Killers: 6 Facts You Thought Movies Made Up

By Robert Evans, James Renner •May 13, 2015

We spoke to James Renner, a journalist who has made investigating and tracking down serial killers his life's work, despite not having a badge to flash at crime scenes.

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I Am A Lawyer For Children: 6 Ugly Truths

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •May 11, 2015

We thought this sounded like an admirable and completely nightmarish job to have, so we sat down and talked with a woman who chose this career.

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6 Awful Realities Of Falling Into (And Out Of) A Coma

By Ryan Menezes, Tim Cherry •May 10, 2015

We talked to Tim, who woke up from a coma and told us that, among other things, it's not as simple as 'waking up.'

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5 Things Only Dealers Know About Gambling At A Casino

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •May 06, 2015

We sat down with a veteran card dealer at the Mohegan Sun and asked about all the stuff casinos don't want us to know.

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Major Surgery With No Painkillers: 5 Things I Learned

By Robert Evans, Kier Harris, Vijay Welch-Young •May 05, 2015

Cracked sat down with Vijay Welch-Young, a man who had chest-slicing, cancer-dicing heart surgery without general anesthesia, which means he was awake for THE WHOLE THING.

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5 Job Secrets Of A Movie Theater Grosser Than The Floor

By Mark Hill, Donovan King, Olga Lexell •May 04, 2015

We talked to theater managers Donovan King and Olga Lexell to learn about cinema's seedy underbelly.

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