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Blood, Drugs, & Cheating: 5 R-Rated Realities Of Gymnastics

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •November 30, 2015

Future Olympic gymnasts get their start as toddlers, and then it gets worse.

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I Am Young And I Have Alzheimer's: 6 Awful Realities

By Kevin Ducharme, Ryan Menezes •November 29, 2015

Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.

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6 Horrific Realities When Your Skin Falls Off For No Reason

By Lucy Bell, Carolyn Burke •November 25, 2015

Despite its adorable name, butterfly skin disease is an excruciatingly painful and deadly illness that gifts your skin with the raw durability of soggy tissue paper.

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The Real Reason You Wait: 6 ER Realities Not Seen On TV

By Ryan Menezes, Gabriel Valadez •November 24, 2015

Real emergency rooms aren't nearly as sexy as George Clooney led us to believe.

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5 Dark Things You Learn About Humanity Cleaning Up Bonnaroo

By Mark Hill, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •November 23, 2015

What happens when you get tens of thousands of littering humans all in exactly the same spot, and get them all drunk? Here's a hint: It's pretty gross.

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6 Weird Things You Experience In A Marching Band

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •November 21, 2015

Cracked wanted to know if the middle school stereotypes about 'band geeks' hold true all the way at the top, so we sat down with a couple college marching band members. This is what we learned.

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6 Realities In A Super Religious Family That Wants Me Dead

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •November 20, 2015

Honor killing claims 5,000 lives every year. And for some young Muslims, mostly women, all it takes to become a statistic is living a normal adult life.

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5 Terrible Things You Learn As A School Bus Driver

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •November 16, 2015

The real Miss Frizzle would've let the bus run in a closed garage before dealing with those kids again.

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6 Realities Of Life As The Parent Of An Autistic Child

By Carolyn Burke, Ryan Nichols •November 15, 2015

We spoke with Ryan Nichols, whose seven year-old son, Sam, has autism so severe he needs constant caring for. Here's what we learned.

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Your Neighbors Try To Murder You: 6 Realities In A Genocide

By Robert Evans, Sudbin •November 10, 2015

We sat down with a survivor of the Bosnian genocide to try to get some small hint of what it's like, and to try to understand how this even happens.

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5 Things You Learn Helping Rich College Kids Cheat (For Pay)

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •November 09, 2015

Note: If you get caught doing this shit, you'll get kicked out of school. Do not take any of this as a recommendation.

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5 Things You Learn About Sex As A Sex Therapist

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •November 08, 2015

For totally not-personal reasons, we found ourselves talking to Amber, a licensed sex therapist. Here's what she told us about human sex in general

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5 Things You Learn Professionally Squatting In AWarehouse

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •November 06, 2015

All over the world you'll find a different kind of squatter community, involving hundreds of people -- often artists -- who live their lives outside the direct control of the law. We visited a couple to see what it's like.

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Never Wear Seatbelts: 8 Things You Learn In A Modern Warzone

By Robert Evans, Jim Kovpak •November 04, 2015

When artillery starts exploding you want to be as mobile as possible - begin by disabling your car safety belts.

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5 Things I Learned Slaughtering Millions Of Chickens

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous •November 03, 2015

We spoke to Sam, a supervisor at a large-scale chicken farm, about how they manage to kill and package millions of birds a week. Here's what we learned.

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