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I Travel 365 Days A Year: 5 Bizarre Things You Learn

By Ryan Menezes, Anonymous •December 24, 2015

Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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5 Horrific Experiences I Lived As A Child Refugee

By J.F. Sargent, Abdullahi Abdi •December 23, 2015

The bloodbaths in the Kakuma refugee camp tended to start with hunger and desperation.

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6 Things You Learn Training, And Owning, Service Dogs

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •December 22, 2015

We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.

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5 Realities Of A Homeless Shelter At Christmas

By Anna Dakota, Anonymous •December 21, 2015

Most people dream of a white Christmas, unless you're homeless -- then it murders you. We spoke to someone who makes helping these people a full-time job.

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6 Gruesome Things You See Working In An Aquarium

By George Baily, Ryan Menezes •December 20, 2015

When you are a fish in an aquarium, no one can hear you scream.

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5 Insane Realities Of A Professional Costumed Stormtrooper

By R. Jason Benson, Brian Robinson •December 18, 2015

TK-2918 has devoted his life to building and wearing screen-accurate Stormtrooper gear. And he isn't the only one ...

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6 Reasons You've Probably Read Russian Propaganda Today

By Robert Evans, Jim Kovpak •December 16, 2015

Russian propaganda slips into our reading every day. Straight from the Kremlin, right into your Facebook feed.

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6 Insane Realities Of Life As A Professional Hand Model

By Mark Hill •December 15, 2015

Although it's a job you never stop to think about, everything you've ever bought, from your smartphone to your sandwich, was sold to you by somebody using a hand model.

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5 Insane Realities Of The Rural Meth Trade

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •December 13, 2015

One minute you're a young guy selling meth, then all of the sudden you're selling heroin with the Aryan Brotherhood.

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Women Are More Dangerous Than Men: 5 Lessons Of A Bouncer

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •December 11, 2015

We talked to a bouncer named Cronk and learned all about terrifying women, Road House, and how everyone is just itching for a fight to happen.

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6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of Working For A Museum

By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen •December 09, 2015

It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.

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5 Awful Things I Learned About Drugs Working At A Pharmacy

By Anna Dakota, Anonymous •December 07, 2015

Misinformation, determined addicts and dealers ... just a few things you deal with as a gatekeeper of a great narcotics vault.

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6 Bizarre Lies Hollywood Tells When They Base A Movie On You

By J.F. Sargent, LouAnne Johnson •December 06, 2015

We spoke to LouAnne Johnson, the basis of Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds, to learn all the ways Hollywood willfully junked up the true story.

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6 Brutal Things You Experience As An Ex-Convict

By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes •December 04, 2015

What's life like after you reenter a society that would much rather you stay behind bars?

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5 Ugly Things You Learn As A Sex Slave In The Modern World

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •December 03, 2015

Here's the reality: If you've paid for sex, there's a significant chance the person you were with was there against their will.

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