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5 Things That Happen After a Car Accident Breaks Your Skull

By Carmen Burana, Augusto Coaracy •July 29, 2014

Pick the one part of your body that you don't want to suffer a traumatic injury. Everyone should have the same answer, aside from all of the dudes pointing at their junk: the head.

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8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist

By Robert Evans, Shane Paul O'Doherty •July 28, 2014

We sat down with Shane Paul O'Doherty, a former IRA bomber turned pacifist, and asked him about his life. Here's what he told us.

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6 Survival Tips from a Professional Adventurer

By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris •July 27, 2014

'If it wants to kill you, I'm there.' This is how George Kourounis described his job to us.

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5 Realities of Being Gay in a Country Where It's Illegal

By Robert Evans, Randi •July 25, 2014

We spoke to an in-the-closet Indian man to figure out just what it's like being feloniously gay. Here's what he has to deal with.

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8 Things I Learned as an American Governor in Occupied Iraq

By Robert Evans, David Couvillon •July 21, 2014

Lt. Col. David Couvillon was a Reserve Marine officer thrown straight into the deep end while holding an anvil.

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5 Terrifying Things I Learned as a Drug-Addicted Nurse

By J.F. Sargent, John Brooks •July 20, 2014

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5 Hidden Dark Sides of Life as a Street Magician

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz •July 15, 2014

My name is Matthew Collins, and while working on the streets of Savannah, Georgia, I've learned a few things about the dangers of being a professional street magician.

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5 Ways Growing Up in North Korea Is Crazier Than You Think

By Robert Evans, Michael Malice •July 14, 2014

Beyond all the hilarious propaganda and somewhat less hilarious threats of nuclear war, North Korea is a nation of 25 million people living very weird, awful lives.

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5 Things I Learned Sneaking Over the U.S.-Mexico Border

By Robert Evans, Agustina C. •July 13, 2014

My mother and I decided to sneak into the United States for a chance at a better life, a free education, and one of those sweet Springsteen headbands all people are issued the second they cross into U.S. territory.

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5 Horrifying Things Only Garbagemen Know About Your Town

By Robert Evans, Andy, Sarah Steele •July 08, 2014

Cracked wanted to know what life was like behind that stained plastic curtain, so we reached out to a pair of sanitation workers named Sarah and Andy who make their living hauling away your dirty old underwear.

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5 Ways You Don't Realize Reality Shows Lie

By Robert Evans, Michael Thot •July 07, 2014

We spoke to Michael Thot, who wound up on one of the strangest reality shows ever conceived as a kid.

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5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets

By Amanda Mannen, Veronica Chaos •July 05, 2014

My name is Veronica Chaos, and I make my living performing hilariously horrifying sex acts with my dummy, Slappy, on the Internet.

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5 Things You Never Knew About Chasing Tornadoes

By Evan V. Symon , Tornado Tim Baker •July 01, 2014

We asked him what it's like to have one of the world's most ridiculously dangerous hobbies. Tim Baker has ridden headlong against the raging sky demons we call tornadoes.

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