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5 Things I Learned as a Ghost Hunter (TV Won't Show You)

By Robert Evans, Clint Harris, Jessica Harris •May 30, 2014

We're Clint and Jessica Harris, a pair of paranormal investigators with more than a decade of experience, and here's what you probably didn't know about the world of ghost hunting.

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5 Things Your Doctor Really Wants to Say to You (But Won't)

By Robert Evans, Cushing Harvey, M.D. •May 27, 2014

On behalf of frustrated doctors everywhere, here are a few things I'd love to say to my patients' faces if it wouldn't land me in another sensitivity seminar.

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5 Disturbing Things I Learned in Scientology's 'Space Navy'

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My name is Derek Bloch, and I spent three years in Scientology's creepy space navy before abandoning ship. Here's what I learned ...

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5 Reasons Life as a Deaf Person Is Weirder Than You Thought

By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon •May 20, 2014

I'm a sign language interpreter and an American Sign Language (ASL) graduate, and I'll try to give you a glimpse of how strange things can get.

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6 Disturbing Things I Learned Writing Your Textbooks

By J.F. Sargent, T.K. Pennywhistle •May 19, 2014

I've written textbooks for two years. I've covered every subject, and I'm here to tell you that things are ... pretty saddening.

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The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Life in Korea

By Jason Iannone, MJ Stacey •May 18, 2014

As an American teaching English in South Korea, I expected to run into at least a few cultural differences. Needless to say, I was ill prepared for what I found when I actually got there.

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5 of Your Sex Secrets I Learned Working in a Porn Store

By Amanda Mannen, Devan Thayer Lund, Audra Carr •May 16, 2014

We spoke to sex shop veterans Audra Carr and Devan Thayer Lund to find out what life is like down in the trenches, and discovered that our local porn clerk knows more about the most intimate aspects of our lives than we ever imagined

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6 Bizarre Realities of How Movies Get Their Ratings

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It turns out that every facet of Hollywood is pure evil.

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5 Details They Cut from My Season of 'The Biggest Loser'

By Evan V. Symon •May 13, 2014

Cracked talked to 'The Biggest Loser' Season 3 runner-up Kai Hibbard, who told us that behind the hasty weight loss, trumped-up drama, and dramatic music, there lurked a dark side.

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5 Shockingly Outdated Problems Gay People Still Face Today

By J.F. Sargent, Lillian Marx, Patrick Hopkins •May 12, 2014

Things are still incredibly backwards, even in the most progressive parts of the world. That's because a lot of the really weird problems gay people still face in their day-to-day lives never get talked about.

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5 Hardcore Realities of My Time as a Mormon Missionary

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My whole life was preparing me for my mission. At the age of 19, I finally went. This is what I learned.

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5 Bizarre Realities of Taking Unapproved Drugs for Money

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6 Horrors of Being an Atheist in a Fundamentalist Country

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Cracked sat down with Jo to hear about life in the shadow of religious extremism and to find out what it's like to have a dude straight up shoot you in the street. Here's what we learned.

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