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5 Insane Realities Behind the Scenes of a Weight Loss Ad

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •April 29, 2014

I did something far worse, and of my own volition. I lied, I abused my body, and I psychologically abused thousands of others. That's right: I was in a weight loss infomercial.

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5 Insane Lessons from My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood

By Robert Evans, Hännah Ettinger •April 27, 2014

I was brought up to be just one more weapon in this terrible faith-based arsenal, but I didn't quite hit the target. Here's what I can tell you about being a weaponized offspring.

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The 4 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Life in China

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Michael Pearce •April 20, 2014

Nothing shows hedonistic excess in China like being able to afford a pet white dude.

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5 Things Nobody Tells You About Breeding Endangered Animals

By Robert Evans, Davy Lauer •April 15, 2014

There are way more animal boners in the process than a reasonable person is comfortable with.

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5 Things You Only Know If You Grew Up in a Communist Regime

By Jason Iannone, Partice Béconne •April 13, 2014

I grew up in communist Romania under the watchful eye of despotic president Nicolae Ceausescu. I watched my country torn to tatters, and it still hasn't even halfway recovered.

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5 Ways Life Changes After a Near-Death Experience

By Robert Evans, Jeff Culp •April 08, 2014

While I didn't come back with any secret wisdom from the spirit world, I did have an experience very few people live to talk about.

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5 Terrible Things I Learned as a Corporate Whistleblower

By Robert Evans, Linda Almonte •April 07, 2014

Linda Almonte was an executive with JP Morgan Chase, and her only mistake was doing her job and blowing the whistle on her lawbreaking boss. For the last five years, her life has been a morass of lawsuits and private detectives.

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6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of the Ukraine Revolt

By Robert Evans, Maidan Protesters, Yuliya Skatova, Alexey Karpovich •April 02, 2014

Have you ever wondered what it's like to get so fed up with the system that you take to the streets armed with nothing but whatever random objects you can find around the house? We wondered that very thing, so we asked some people who did it.

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