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The 5 Most Unexpected Things About Life at Guantanamo Bay

By Robert Evans, Anonymous •February 24, 2014

Guantanamo Bay probably provokes one of two images in your mind: a torture camp or a real-life Arkham Asylum. Either way, you're wrong. I was there.

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5 Disturbing Reasons Not to Trust the News (From a Reporter)

By Robert Evans, Tamlin Magee •February 21, 2014

The gulf between the newsworthy and the filler has been widened on an enormous scale. Here are just some of the reasons journalism has gone (and continues to go) downhill.

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5 Things Movies Don't Tell You About Mental Institutions

By Robert Evans, L.Y.M. •February 19, 2014

I've been in six psychiatric facilities in three states, from the fancy McLean Hospital to crappier state-run facilities. But I'm better now, and I swear that all this is true.

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5 Unexpected Things I Learned from Being a Heroin Addict

By J.F. Sargent, Ed Byrne •February 16, 2014

I was hooked on one of the most addictive drugs in the world for over a year and along the way I learned that this kind of habit is nothing like what we've been told.

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6 Surprising Ways Life Looks Different With Terminal Disease

By Robert Evans, Jay Gironimi •February 11, 2014

My name is Jay, and I have cystic fibrosis. While I'd gladly trade CF for the ability to fire optic blasts or control the weather (I won't even get greedy and ask for a superhuman healing factor), it's still taught me a few things.

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5 Mistakes Every Dog Owner Makes (An Insider's Perspective)

By Robert Evans, Mischa Oldman •February 07, 2014

My name is Mischa Oldman. I train dogs for a living, and you don't know as much about your best friend as you'd like to think.

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6 Surprising Realities of Being a Military Bomb Hunter

By Robert Evans, Jim Walker •February 06, 2014

I had a Hollywood-type image of war in my mind before I went overseas to hunt for roadside bombs. That's when I realized how wrong I was.

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7 Things a Record Deal Teaches You About the Music Industry

By Robert Evans, Spose •February 04, 2014

My fairy tale lasted 11 months before they abruptly dropped me from my recording contract without ever releasing my album, despite my first single going gold (selling over 600,000 copies in just a few months).

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