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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
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Four Loko didn't die. It was just lying in wait ...
Funko figurines alone won't keep the lights on.
Reminder: The first 'It' came out in 2017.
Oh, so very stupid.
MovePass was a noble idea that was predestined to fail.
What is this disturbing hot dog experiment?
It's been the same old song for decades.
Egos over family, bro.
Get on it, Hollywood.
Pass me the filberts, baby. The night is young.
It sounds like he's insinuating that anyone who doesn't think Batman kills people is an idiot.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.