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Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
I do the "Your Brain On Cracked" thing. I can explain: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/24/i-made-a-thing-please-dont-hate-me-for-it/
Just about everything I've written (including over 100 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to scream at me at email@example.com.
Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.
Alleged doctor Jordan Breeding explains why some of film's dumbest moments are pure brilliance.
Time to call out characters whose useless jobs could only exist a movie.
You can't blame Jar-Jar for this one.
When you start to unravel these plots, your sanity begins to unravel too.
Most movie plots are held together with Scotch tape and wishes.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
Warning: This article contains 'The Rise Of Skywalker' spoilers. But you've already seen it, so no worries, right?
Really kinda wish everyone had ripped off these ideas.
How do you adapt a TV show for another country? Here's some ideas.
Kill your darlings.
How hard can it be to make a good 'Star Wars' movie?