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crackedwriters
Real Name: crackedwriters
Member Since: August 5th, 2011
About Me:
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The 1938 'War Of The Worlds' Alien Hysteria Was Fake News
By Cracked Writers
Fake news about fake news?
- 30
George Washington Got Hit By Lightning In The Womb
By Cracked Writers
Apparently, George Washington was marked for greatness before he was ever born.
- 35
Paintball Looked Far More Insane In The 1900s
By Cracked Writers
Mankind has always been looking for a reason to shoot at each other.
- 18
The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think
By Cracked Writers
The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.
- 47
Meet The Family Who Disappeared Into Siberia For Decades
By Cracked Writers
When one Russian family tried to escape civilization, they literally fell off the map, and it took us 40 years to find them.
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North Korea Once Made A Monster Movie And It Was Super Crazy
By Cracked Writers
This film is a valuable contribution to the cinematic arts.
- 69
Why Did Pirates Really Wear Eyepatches?
By Cracked Writers
The simple eye patch is a much more advanced piece of technology than you realize.
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How A Guy Trying To Turn Pee Into Gold Changed Human History
By Cracked Writers
Alchemy didn't work exactly the way you think it did.
- 33
Gladiators Were The Reality TV Stars Of Ancient Rome
By Cracked Writers
Gladiators were minor celebrities who milked the whole thing for all it was worth.
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The 20 Most Popular Cracked Columns Of 2019
By Cracked Writers
Take a gander at some of our most popular columns in 2019.
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Cracked Editors' Picks Of 2018: 27 Articles We Liked A Lot
By Cracked Writers
These articles are so nice we're publishing them twice.
- 29
The 25 Most Mind-Blowing Facts We Published In 2018
By Cracked Writers
May these facts explode your brain just as they exploded ours.
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The 20 Most-Read Cracked Articles Of 2018
By Cracked Writers
Let's take a second to remember the high points of 2018.
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All The Ways Star Wars Is Way Crazier Than You Realize
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
The more you learn, the weirder it gets.
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How Professionals Talk Behind Your Back
By Cracked Plasticians, Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
Each industry has its own way to keep you in the dark.
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Ways The Harry Potter Universe Is Incredibly Dark
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
These books just get worse the more you think about them.
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Unexpected Facts About What Women And Men Find Attractive
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Love may be blind, but attraction is weird af.
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Idiotic Product Features That Nobody Needs Or Likes
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Wasn’t technology supposed to be useful and helpful?
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A Matrix Style Download Of Next Level Facts
By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
Let us help you win at small talk.
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Horrifying Sides Of Space Travel That No One Talks About
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Houston, there are some problems.
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Random Stuff That Can Mess With Your Head
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
You're way closer to insanity than you probably realized.
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Tech Myths You Believe Thanks To Movies
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
Before the internet, people learned science from Hollywood.
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Widely Believed Stereotypes That Are Completely False
By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
That thing you believe about a group of people? It's not true.
