Some celebrity personas result from something totally unexpected.

Half your history textbook should read like the arrest report after a raid.

Sometimes, the world changes because someone slips on a banana peel and hits the red button.

You can use these to break any awkward silences.

Can we go back to knife money, please?

Some movies are shot against green screens, leaving the actors all crying. But others are shot in real places, and the more you learn about them, the more you appreciate the film ... or, just occasionally, the more the film seems totally ridiculous.

So let's hope Hollywood doesn't touch the following celebrity biographies, because these underdog tales are dramatic enough.

These epic mic drops will make you want to punch a mountain.

There's a ton of stuff that's incredibly commonplace in America that would be considered super bizarre anywhere else.

We could've had it all if not for all the dumb, sneering philistines of the human race.