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Real Name: CRACKED Staff
Member Since: December 31st, 1969
About Me:
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The Same Dumb Plan That Every Movie Villain Keeps Trying
By CRACKED Staff, Spencer Thew
A supervillain plan to destroy the world is idiotic by default because, well, where are they going to live?
- 237
5 WTF Comicbook Origins Of Batman V Superman
By CRACKED Staff, JM McNab
Think of the following comics as the embarrassing parents to Batman V Superman's angry goth kid.
- 124
The Top 25 Cracked Articles Of 2015
By CRACKED Staff
The views have been tallied. The critics have been ignored. Nothing but the hits: the 25 most crazy popular articles we put up this year.
- 2542
6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
- 561
The 6 Most Blatantly Evil Product Recalls Of All Time
By CRACKED Staff
Corporations, can we be real for a minute? Could you try being just a little bit less evil?
- 18
The Top 15 Cracked Videos of 2014
By CRACKED Staff
The most important videos in the history of 2014.
- 59
Cracked Is Looking For Experienced Freelance Columnists!
By CRACKED Staff
Cracked is looking for experienced freelance writers to be paid columnists!
- 7
Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Pals And Pets!
By CRACKED Staff
These human and animal companions make your wretched time on this crumbling planet marginally bearable. Blow some quality cash on them this season.
- 12
Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones!
By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin
It's that time of year again!
- 332
Saying Goodbye To Jack O'Brien, Cracked's Cool Dad
By CRACKED Staff
Legendary Cracked Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien has, after 11 years, left the company for browner pastures. So, some of us who worked with him have collaborated to prepare a kind of eulogy because he is, of course, now dead to us.
- 40
Go See The Cracked Stand-Up Show! Sincerely, Unbiased Us
By CRACKED Staff
It’s happening this Thursday! And you're already a fan of every comedian on the lineup.
- 120
3 Products To Help You Hide Your Gross Internet Activity
By CRACKED Staff
If you've ever had a suspicion that your internet activity is vulnerable to hackers and spies, you're absolutely, 100 percent correct.
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Detroiters: The Madmen of Detroit Public Access
By CRACKED Staff
From Executive Producers Lorne Michaels and Jason Sudeikis, Comedy Central's new series, Detroiters
- 9
New Series Detroiters: A Friendship That's All Hustle, No Flow
By CRACKED Staff
One of the hallmarks of true friendship is having someone who will never say
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Why Democrats Are Every School Yard Bully's Wet Dream
By CRACKED Staff
In reality, if a werewolf tried to play high school basketball, he'd be shot in the face by Betsy DeVos.
