Sometimes the path to immortality is much stupider than you would have expected.

This would've never happened if Ms. Pac-Man was still alive.

Every once in a while, humanity responds to innovative technology like a caveman banging their head on a rock.

There are belts in your closet that are older than these archeological marvels.

What do you call the opposite of a culture clash?

Spinning in your grave would be more dignified than this.

We love us some alternate history.

Just because a product isn't exciting doesn't mean it's useless.

The Brothers Grimm would approve.

Some folks can't help but wreck everything they touch.