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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 200 articles, totaling over 400,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
Living forever is great when your life rules.
Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?
Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Houston, there are some problems.
That thing you believe about a group of people? It's not true.
It's time to bust some sex myths.
Sometimes the fiction gets things exactly right.