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We're happy to gloat about our country's best bits, but it's time we talked about the stuff buried in our proverbial backyard.
Who knew this guy had the capacity for failure?
We're too vain and shallow these days? Spoilers: We've always been like that.
As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.
When looked at on a small scale, the story seems totally optimistic. When scaled up, pessimism becomes the big, stinky elephant in the room.
Gaining a new cultural perspective is only a few clicks away, provided that nothing went awry during the translation process.
Being a YouTube celebrity sounds like a pretty awesome deal, right? Well ...
Several websites you've probably used today required a whole bucket of turd polish before they finally found their way.
I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.