Follow me on twitter @macfabes where I sometimes tweet rude shit in defense of my beloved Orioles to national sportswriters trying to make lazy jokes. Otherwise, I'm probably writing something about dicks or farts or butts or what have you.
Every theme park has a ride that makes you wonder how it was ever greenlit in the first place, but some make you have to consider that the person running the theme park is actually just a villain from an Eli Roth movie.
It’s no secret that celebrities like to buy dumb crap. And honestly, who can blame them? It would be fun to do foolish things with foolish amounts of money. But sometimes, celebrities go a bit too far ...