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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
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They're blocking the runway for the other planes that still have jobs.
Don't forget to social distance from Mother Nature too.
The music for people who love to hate music.
Those phishing emails that look like they were written by three kids in a trenchcoat? That's a feature, not a bug.
(Hot) fudging the numbers.
It's hard to enforce the great man theory when that great man won't stop complaining on Twitter.
In a lot of ways, Jesus is like a less popular Pikachu.
When it comes to business, family comes first. But when it comes to family, business comes first.
To enjoy samogon, all you need is some sugar, a washing machine and A-grade alcoholism.
Want to feel old? The first Internet meme is 100-years-old.