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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 350 articles, totaling over 700,000 words, attracting over 125 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
To view his articles that aren't listed below, browse the personal experiences section: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences/
If you ever run for office, remember to avoid groundhogs at all cost. It will not end well.
If things are getting back to normal, that means we'll get back to making a huge deal over the dumbest things.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Science loves to study how men and women have different experiences.
You don't shuffle over a trillion dollars around without flushing some of it away on absolute garbage.
If you thought Hollywood taught you anything about real events, however, think again.