Cracked Archive - Weird World

The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying

Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies

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For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs

Who told clowns they needed to be weirder?

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20 Animal Abilities That Will Make You Feel Inferior

These superhuman animals put us to shame.

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  • By Shea
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  • September 23, 2020

6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People

Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.

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4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups

Instead of going big, these companies should've stayed home.

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16 Real Heists That Are Stranger Than Fiction

Sometimes real life is more unbelievable than any heist movie.

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  • By Shea
  • /
  • September 18, 2020

New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll

Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)

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Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese

Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'

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Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies

This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.

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5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead

These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.

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29 Unexpected Stats That Prove The World Is Weird

Did your brain just make an audible popping sound?

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'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020

If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.

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Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult

Good thing she cleans it frequently.

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Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame

I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.

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Gender Reveal Parties Have Always Been Awful

This was stupid long before it set California ablaze.

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