Cracked Archive - Tech

Parler, 'The Free-Speech App,' Found Out Just How Awful Social Media Is

It turns out that if you let people say whatever they want, they’ll mostly expel dongs and poop.

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Congrats, YouTube; You’ve Invented Cable TV

With YouTube raising the price of Youtube TV, they've rendered their service useless.

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4 Underreported Ways Amazon Makes The World Worse

Tone it down, Jeff.

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Photo AI Just Assumes Everyone Is White

The familiar face of digital racism.

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Tell Us Now: The Dumbest Things About Smartphones

How are there still so many problems with these things?

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Countries Trying Hard To Become Sci-Fi Dystopias

Reality is just cyberpunk, but wack.

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Tired Of FaceTime? Good News, Rotary Cell Phones Are Here

Finally, an excuse to not comb your hair.

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Idiotic Product Features That Nobody Needs Or Likes

Wasn’t technology supposed to be useful and helpful?

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Mark Zuckerberg Continues To Suck

Zuck might snap his spin in half bending over backwards to not piss off Republicans.

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Whaa? Responses To New Technology

When a new technology appears, we all immediately act like idiots.

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The Coolest, Weirdest Virtual Experiences Online

Need something to do? Done.

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Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off

If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?

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Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media

Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.

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The Future Of Concerts Is Suiting Up For Raves

The 'Daft Punk' comparisons are obvious, but just imagine every concert as a rave.

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