Cracked Archive - Tech

5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell

These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.

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5 Garbage Internet Censorship Scandals Everybody Missed

Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...

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Passwords Are (Almost) Universally Garbage

From '123456' to 'Naruto', the most popular passwords are certifiably terrible.

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The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings)

'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'

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New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines

Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.

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Quibi Founder Reportedly Advised Ex-Workers To Listen To 'Trolls' Song Amid Layoffs

Because as everyone knows, nothing heals the pain of losing your job amid a pandemic and global recession quite like an upbeat pop song from a children's film, right?

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These Gadgets Make Working Out Way More Fun

Like the hidden broccoli of fitness.

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The Hornball Origin Story of YouTube's Rise

Like most things, it started with someone just trying to see some boobs.

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4 WTF Tales From The Early Days Of The Internet

Just like the rest of us, the internet had some weird, awkward teenage years.

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Twitter Joke Shows Blindly Believing Google Is A Mistake

Why would Google give you such a weird and hilariously wrong answer?

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This Cool Device Lets You Perfectly Match Real Life Colors

It's the Photoshop eyedropper tool come to life.

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Workout Gear While You're Working Out At Home

It's the one place that's still safe.

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AmazonBasics Products Are Exploding Like The Printer On 'The Office'

Amazon looks a lot like Dunder Mifflin right now.

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