If your job is 'rescuing people,' you sorta need to do it right the first time.
Your grandparents were arguing about the same things.
Turns out those things have a pretty sketchy history.
This is a story about time machines, aliens, a lot of dynamite, hermits, and a giant rock.
Sometimes people just roll up to a random island and scream, 'This is the REAL Garden of Eden!'
If a picture is worth 1000 words than this picture says, 'FU, Robert E. Lee' 200 times in a row.