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Warner Bros. New Logo Exemplifies Why We Hate Brand Redesigns

... where's that iconic gold shield?


5 Details That Make 'Mandalorian' A Show All About Getting Old

'The Mandalorian' lets characters do something 'Star Wars' never lets characters do ... Be old


President Trump Will Reportedly Issue 100 Pardons, Commutations During His Last Full Day In Office

Yep, definitely *not* a suspicious move from someone who was impeached twice ...


Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?

Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.


5 Reasons To Learn Cockney Rhyming Slang, The Weirdest And Best English Slang

If you ever wanted to sound like a character in a Guy Ritchie movie, here's the first step.


Looking For The Best Medieval Artists? Check For Blue Teeth.

You’ve got a little gemstone in your teeth there.


'Burn After Reading' Predicted Part of This Mess

'The Simpsons' has some stiff competition on its hands in terms of predicting the future....


5 Eyebrow-Arching Superhero Stories Hollywood'll Never Make

History class never mentioned that the Ninja Turtles ended the Third Reich, but they apparently did.


The 'Ghostbusters' Song Is Way Pervier Than We Realized

Just how good does bustin' make you feel?


Irrefutable Evidence Mario Is A Vat-Grown Supersoldier

The belly button doesn’t lie!


You're More Likely to Believe Misinformation In Image Form

We will never lie about James Woods getting freaky, with a robot, in photo form.


The Crime Wave You Never Noticed: Lunch Ladies

Serving food in schools or in prison -- it's all the same to them.


5 Huge Companies That Once Were Failing Miserably

If things went a little differently, these companies wouldn't now exist at all.


The Best 'Indiana Jones' Video Game (That Never Got Made)

Thanks a lot, Germany.


5 Dumb Garbage Conspiracy Theories Spreading Right Now

2020 is over, but the garbage conspiracies it helped unleash remain.