Cracked VS: Darth Vader vs. Walter White
Welcome to Cracked VS, a new feature where we pit two topics against each other and let ‘em duke it out. Today’s topic: Darth Vader vs. Walter White.
Dark or White? No, we’re not talking about chocolate -- we’re asking who you prefer among the most popular bald badasses from the desert. Because no one asked us to, we’re pitting the Lord of the Sith and the Lord of the Meth against each other. We’ll compare their evil careers by completely scientific standards, declare a winner in each category based on perfectly objective measurements, and then draw the most authoritative conclusions. We’re positive that our judgment here will be considered definitive, and no one will ever challenge our wisdom.