Siblings have the magical ability to turn the most mundane things into a fight. So we asked Cracker readers on Facebook, “What's the silliest reason you and a sibling had a fight?" And, understandably, you and your siblings had really dumb reasons. 

TELL US NOW. Keltoum N. shares, I once had a fight with my sister because I took all that was left of the toothpaste. It was around 2 am, and we ended up having a physical altercation in complete silence because we didn't want to wake up our dad. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Zoyla C. says, My two youngest siblings were arguing about who would Use the lid from a Ziploc container. They both wanted to heat something up in the microwave and refused to get a plate like a regular person. I eventually took it from both of them, after a few minutes of them both holding it and refusing to let go. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Tess B. says, We three kids always argued about who got the largest serving in our bowls or on our plates. It got so bad that Mom started using a measuring cup to show US that we all got the same. Even then, the silliest fight we ever got into (even after Mom measured) was about whose Wheaties flakes were bigger than the others. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Mandi R. shares, We got in a full-blown yelling screaming argument over biscuits and gravy... the best part was my sister's boyfriend recorded the whole thing with his phone. After it was over with he played it back to US, and it was the most hilarious thing. I've never laughed so hard!!! CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. Nemaris P. shares, All five of US were fighting over the TV remote during one summer break. My mom quietly came, picked up the TV, and threw it in the trash. We grew up without TV. We hated it then, but looking back, best decision ever. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ! H UNO 5 Original Wild PIEM Wild G UNO 6 Mark S. shares, I spent hours 'fixing' an Uno deck so he'd lose spectacularly. I was trying to make him laugh, but he just screamed at me. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Matthew C. tells US, My sister and I had a sword fight with broomsticks over the TV remote. My dad came home from work to find US dueling it out, he payed US no mind and went to bed. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Joan B. shares, My sister and I loved watching the Monkees reruns on TV. Because she was older, somehow she got to pick first who her favorite was and I would be left picking someone else. We fought over Davy Jones like we were in line to marry him or something. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Misti O. shares, My older sister and I got into a fight over who had the most marbles. The argument ended with a window smashed out and me needing stitches. Water under the bridge. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Jamie M. says, My little brother argued with me for 6 hours to the point that he almost broke a plate against the wall because he did not believe me that my company had never made me take a lunch break. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. CHEEZ-IT Baked Snack Crackers Melissa W. says that when they were kids, My older brother used to get very mad at me because I repeatedly called him a Cheez-It. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Tay M. got into a fight over the difference between a sandal and a flip flop. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Clint S. says, My brothers once got into a fist fight over a pack of cigarettes. I watched from the porch because I had my own smokes, and I'm not an idiot. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Sean G. had a fight with a sibling over who is a better actor: Gary Oldman or Kenneth Branagh. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Bramwell S. says they got in a fight over whether or not the ace of spades was better than the other aces. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. Hannah F. says, My sister and I got into a fight over a Barbie pony video game. There was screaming and crying. My brother was still a toddler and accidentally called 911 so all the responder heard was little kids screaming like they were being murdered. Full cop response to that one, we had to explain why we were screaming. CRACKED.COM
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