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We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.
Safe for work, but probably not safe for family dinner conversation.
You can get real unlucky getting lucky.
It's entirely possible that we're all just a few life decisions away from being truly terrible.
There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.
Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.
There are some surprising techniques to use if you want to bring the spark back to your bedroom activities.
Most people are TERRIFIED of the idea of other people having sex.
Demolition Man-style sex can’t happen soon enough.
Turns out those ‘family’ movies and shows were a lot more hardcore than you thought.
Some of these places have become such prime boning locations that we're having to make new rules about it.
And now sexy is ruined for everyone, forever.
Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.
It’s amazing the human race hasn’t completely fizzled out by now.