Cracked Archive - News

Why Is The USPS And Mail-In Voting Being Ruined?

Sure, call your congress person. That's really made a big difference before.

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Dog Whistles Are Already Blowing For Kamala Harris

It's only been two days.

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12 Next-Level 'Now You Know' Movie And General Facts

More snacks to feed your hungry brain.

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The QAnon Congressperson is Nothing New

The weird is coming from inside the House.

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Hey, How Does Time Work in the Peanut Universe?

We can accept reincarnation. We can even accept time travel. Just get it straight.

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Robot Trucks Will Soon Screw Up The U.S.A. (And Nobody's Talking About It)

And this isn't the plot of Transformers we're talking about here.

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Aside From Scoring Political Points, It Sure Feels Like Trump's Unemployment Order Does Nothing

We have to hand it to him, this is Trump's best political move in a long time.

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Most Expensive Mask In The World Is Also The Dumbest

Now you too can sneeze into 1.5 million dollars.

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Why Christmas 2020 Could Be An All-Time Nightmare

And you thought it was bad every other year.

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Schools Are Cracking Down On Students Sharing Shady Conditions On Social Media

They choose to enforce social media restrictions, but telling students to wear a mask is a step too far?

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The NRA's Latest Scandal Needs Its Own Documentary Series

Even if the NRA dissolves, that doesn't mean gun rights are going away.

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An Angry God Has Clearly Cursed Disney World

There was definitely something in the Bible about this.

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Trump Seems To Get Rattled By Something He Rarely Hears: Follow Up Questions

This should be the standard from now on for interviewing all Presidents.

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Those 'Chinese Mystery Seeds' Are Probably Normal Seeds (But Maybe Still Worry)

They could still be a problem, just not for the reason you might think.

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12 Boss Movie & General 'Now You Know' Facts

A little 'huh' to break up your day.

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