Cracked Archive

Not Only Did 'Sonic The Hedgehog' NOT Suck, Sonic 2 Might Be Better

We're just as surpised as you are.

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Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off

If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?

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A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game

Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.

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Superman, The World's Most Recognizable Superhero, Has Been Reduced To Cameos

Toss several coins to your Witcher if you want him to be Superman again.

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Tattoos That Famous Characters Probably Keep Hidden

Everyone's got them. Why shouldn't imaginary people?

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Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist

These industries, they are dummy concentrated.

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Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media

Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.

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The Dark Secret of Being a Mom in a Pixar Movie

What's the big, juicy secret behind the moms of Pixar?

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Tell Us Now: Shows You Changed Your Mind About

Sometimes it takes a while before you can really appreciate a show.

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An Open Letter To The Makers Of 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2'

Breath Of The Wild 2 has some big maps to fill.

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Blowing Up A Real Plane For 'Tenet,' Christopher Nolan Continues To Be A Maniac

The man blew up a plane ... legally, we think.

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Surprisingly Racist Episodes of Beloved TV Shows

We regret to inform you that television isn't perfect.

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Landlords, Can You Not Be Trash Right Now?

Landlords are treating this like an opportunity to live in a porno trope.

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The Future Of ‘Fast And Furious’ Should Be Games

Press X to Skip 45-minutes of exposition in muscle shirts.

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