These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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The spending spree isn't over! The Weekend of Buy isn't done yet! You can still save! Do you sense the urgency yet? Cyber Monday is about to be over, and you'll never be able to save money for the holidays in 2019 again! These deals are too good to pass up, so get 'em while the getting's good. Use the code CMSAVE20 to save an extra 20% off at checkout.

Bamboo Comfort Six-Piece Luxury Silver Sheet Set

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

MSRP: $119

Sale Price: $38.99

CMSAVE20: $31.19

Sheets are expensive as all heck, which is one of the most shocking discoveries of adulthood. Now here's another shocking revelation: These are on sale for a crazy good price!

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ONE Mini Pocket Multilingual Assistant

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $59

CMSAVE20: $47.20

With the click of a button, this pocket-sized device can translate what you say into 12 different languages. It's the coolest little travel assistant you've ever seen, and will basically make you a much less annoying C-3PO.

Kharbon IP67 Wireless Earbuds

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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MSRP: $200

Sale Price: $79

CMSAVE20: $63.20

These IP67-rated water-resistant earbuds are perfect for those crazy people in your life who insist on running in the rain.

TR9 True Wireless Headphones With Charging Case

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

MSRP: $119

Sale Price: $34.99

CMSAVE20: $27.99

Not feeling any of the earbuds you've seen so far? Man, your ears are picky! How about these wireless ones which cost even less?

Vortix Muscle Massager

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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MSRP: $399

Sale Price: $170

CMSAVE20: $136

Why pay for a massage from a stranger when you can give yourself one whenever you want? This handheld massager gives you targeted relief to break up knots and stimulate blood flow. Plus you'll feel like a time-traveler while using it.

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PaMu Slide Bluetooth 5 In-Ear Headphones With Wireless Charger

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $99.99

CMSAVE20: $79.99

These high-end headphones deliver elite sound quality in a super compact and portable package. And they charge wirelessly, because who has time to plug things in?

Platinum Sonic Toothbrush And UV Sanitizing Charging Base With Two Bonus Brush Heads

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

MSRP: $259

Sale Price: $49.99

Price Drop: $45

CMSAVE20: $36

If you give this electric brush as a gift, someone might be offended. But then just tell them that it works like a Sonicare, but was, like, $100 less expensive, so it's actually a really thoughtful and awesome gift. And then hand them a mint.

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Mondly -- Lifetime Subscription

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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MSRP: $2,199.99

Sale Price: $99.99

CMSAVE20: $79.99

Learning new languages makes you smarter, more worldly, and altogether just more useful as a person. You can get intelligent, helpful tools to learn any of 40+ languages at your convenience with this ingenious app.

Contoured Gamer Chair With Tilt- And Height-Adjustable Seat

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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MSRP: $242

Sale Price: $149.99

CMSAVE20: $119.99

Do you know a gamer who needs better posture? Please, do you know a gamer who doesn't? This seat will help them game more comfortably while also helping to save them from a lifetime of back pain.

Townew -- The World's First Self-Sealing And Self-Changing Trash Can

These 10 Buys Make Cyber Monday The Best Holiday Of The Year

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MSRP: $119.85

Sale Price: $105

CMSAVE20: $84

You'll never feel icky after taking the trash out ever again, thanks to this sweet invention. This can seals garbage bags and changes them without you ever having to lift a finger. Still, wash your hands afterward, because it's a nice thing to do.

Prices are subject to change.

We have something for ALL your holiday shopping needs. Check out our guides for specialized giftees like White Elephant ideas and Stocking Stuffers for under $25.

And then maybe just keep the fun going all year. Every Day Is A Holiday With These 6 Loot Crate Deals.

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