Everybody acts like living in crime-ridden movie dystopias like Mega-City One from Dredd or Washington, D.C. from Minority Report would be SO bad. But we did the math, and it'd be fine.

Writer: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Host: Jordan Breeding 
Czar Of Audio-Visual Activities: Dave Brown
Editors: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown

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