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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 25, 2024
Got room in that big ol’ brain of yours for a few more facts?
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It's almost the Fourth of July, which means ... well, not a ton this year. Fireworks shows and parades are likely cancelled, but you can still grill a mean burger and engage in that most American pastime: shopping. One thing that isn't changing is those Fourth of July sales, so we've rounded up some of the best deals you can get this Fourth and knocking off an additional 15-20%. What can we say? We're feeling patriotic. By using the code JULYFOURTH15 at checkout, you'll get 15% off orders of $50 or more. If you go even more consumption-crazy, you can get a whopping 20% off these already criminal discounts when you spend 75% or more and use the code JULYFOURTH20. Go forth and dump your dollars into the harbor of acquisition! That'll show those dirty loyalists.
Tech
JOT Battery Base for Google Home Mini
MSRP: $34.95
Free your Google Home Mini from the confines of outlets! This battery base lets you take your Google Home Mini and use it anywhere, because even appliances deserve the right to liberty of movement.
LOFT Battery Base for Google Home
MSRP: $49.95
LOFT does the same thing as JOT but is designed for the Google Home. Yay, competition!
Sinji Smartphone Telephoto Kit
MSRP: $55.44
You don't need some fancy camera to take the best photos of your life, just some good, old-fashioned American ingenuity. Specifically, this kit that includes an adjustable tripod, a 12x magnification lens, and an 80-degree view angle.
U-STREAM Home Streaming Studio with 10" Ring Light & Tripod
MSRP: $99.99
Turn your home into a streaming studio with this high-end kit that includes a 10" ring light, an adjustable tripod, and a non-slip phone holder, because there's nothing more American than earning fame and fortune for sitting around and doing nothing.
MOZA Mini-MI Wireless Charging Smartphone Gimbal
MSRP: $109.99
Turn your smartphone into a cinematographer's dream with this stabilizing, instantly adaptable gimbal. This smart gimbal even keeps your phone charged while you record, because nothing ruins a story like rushing through it because you're at 5%.
Outdoor
CARSULE Pop-Up Cabin for Your Car
MSRP: $379
Going camping this summer? It's a great time to get out into the great outdoors, but sometimes, you need to beat a hasty retreat in the event of run-ins with bears, unpleasant exes, etc. This ingenious pop-up cabin attaches to your car so you're never far from a getaway (or the snacks).
Higher Objects(C) Sawyer Utility Bracelet
MSRP: $39.99
Going out on the trail? Wow your hiking buddies with this sleek bracelet that conceals a pocket knife and a small screwdriver. You'll be like Inspector Gadget but sexier, if such a thing were possible.
Snapback Gloves & Silver-Lined Antiviral Mask Bundle
MSRP: $52
It's easy to forget, when you're out communing with nature, that there's still a deadly pandemic raging on. That is, until you encounter a bunch of potential germ vectors also trying to get their nature on. This kit ensures you don't have to touch any dirty surfaces while the mask limits the spread of airborne bacteria and viruses.
Geneinno S2 Portable Sea Scooter
MSRP: $399
It's a sea scooter. Do we really have to say anything more? Okay, well, it lets you soar underwater to depths of up to 100 feet like a dang majestic dolphin. Plus, you can record your adventures with the integrated GoPro mount. Also, it's a sea scooter.
MSRP: $699.99
Seriously, who doesn't want to swim underwater like some kind of merperson or James Bond? This underwater scooter scoots you along at up to 5.9 ft/s, so it's the best of both worlds.
Sports
GOLFBUDDY Aim W10 GPS Golf Watch
MSRP: $209.99
Have you ever gotten lost on a golf course? Yeah, uh, neither have we. But listen, those things are big and confusing, so it would be understandable if you lost sight of your friends and snapped at them sarcastically about the location of their third hole. Save your friendships with this watch, which shows distance to the pin, hole layout, hazards, and much more right on your wrist.
PhiGolf: Mobile & Home Smart Golf Simulator with Swing Stick
Don't have enough time to hit the links? Play from home with this awesome simulator. You can play some of the world's best courses without ever leaving the safety and good smells of your living room.
HomeCourse(R) Indoor Golf Simulator Enclosure
MSRP: $1,999.99
Sale Price: $1,899.99 (5% off)
Work on your golf game, hone certain clubs, and play rounds for fun right from home. This indoor golf simulator is like having several courses right in your living room, which is ideal, as that's where the snacks are.
Home
Tortilla Press Kit: Red Cast Iron with Servietta
MSRP: $45
Nothing beats homemade tortillas, except maybe making them with this tortilla press kit that lets you make way more in half the time. Before you know it, you'll be drowning in tortillas. There are certainly worse ways to go.
MSRP: $144
Can't make it to the dispensary during quarantine? Then make delicious, cannabis-infused treats at home with this ingenious edible-making kit. You're probably an "indoorsy" type anyway.
Deep Sleep Set: Cool Weighted Blanket & Amethyst Crystal Sleep Mask
MSRP: $223
If being lightly crushed by blankets and headbands doesn't sound like a great time to you, you've clearly never tried it. This cool cotton weighted blanket will smother your anxiety without overheating you, and the light-blocking healing stone sleep mask is like a soothing hug for your face. Seriously, it's terrifyingly relaxing.
Helios Touch: Modular Touch Wall Lighting (12-Pack)
MSRP: $275.99
Turn your walls into a festival of light with these Kickstarter-funded 80 lumen light modules. They activate with the brush of a hand so you can pretend you're a Jedi, and the magnetic modules can be arranged however you want. Make shapes, letters, certain body parts, whatever you want. It's your wall.
MSRP: $349
You've probably been using your quaran-time to finally focus on your physical fitness and also discover why you didn't do that before! Thankfully, this powerful massager has three impact modes, three tilt angles, and three attachments to work out the knots in any part of your body.
RiseUp Electrical Height Adjustable Standing Desk
MSRP: $449.99
Working from home may be the new normal for many people, and a lot of them are discovering that the janky slab of wood they mostly previously used for shooting pixelated terrorists isn't cutting it. If that sounds like you, this adjustable standing desk will help you ease up on your back and shoot those terrorists.
Hestan Cue(TM) Smart Cooking System
MSRP: $899.95
Who says you have to be talented to cook? This smart cooking system includes an 11" smart pan, 5.5qt smart pot, and 3.5qt smart port plus an induction cooktop, each of which comes with a Cue companion app and video-guided, step-by-step recipes so you can make perfect meals for the whole family using just your phone and this system. You literally just have to do what it tells you. If you somehow manage to screw up, just move into the McDonald's because there's no hope for you.
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