Located in a decommissioned missile silo somewhere outside Concordia, Kansas, the complex features 15 stories of doomsday swank. It's equipped with its own power system, hydroponic gardens, fish farm, rations, and "various firearms" for the special-forces-trained security team, in case zombies break in (or Mark Wahlberg gets too rowdy). While the nuclear holocaust wipes out the less fortunate, residents can visit the spa, library, gym, pool, video game arcade, golf simulator, and general store. You know, the essentials.
If you're ready to shell out between $1.5 million and $3 million for your very own survival condo, you're out of luck for now. The Kansas complex is sold out, but the developer has plans to pimp out other abandoned silos. Meanwhile, the existing survival condos aren't going to waste while their owners wait for the end of the world. They're being used for fun and unique family getaways! Several owners have already spent time in their (nuclear) winter homes, which turned out to be "better than Disney." Yeah, enjoy them before James and Wahlberg stink up the place.