Fireworks shows and parades are likely cancelled, but you can still grill a mean burger and engage in that most American pastime: shopping.
Your grandparents were arguing about the same things.
Top-quality tech can be yours for a price that couldn’t buy you a used car instead. Well, maybe a beat-up Ford Fiesta or something.
Turns out those things have a pretty sketchy history.
It turns out that if you let people say whatever they want, they’ll mostly expel dongs and poop.
How do you mess up 'shark eats people' so badly?