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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
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'Star Wars' has thoroughly sold out.
Because Moby has friends in the intelligence community.
In the future we'll be doing the same things in an unnecessarily futuristic way.
Martin Scorsese doesn't like superhero movies so now we ... totally still do.
They have the gall to call it a SmartCan.
The future of gaming is parenting, we guess?
Euro Disney, it's a trip.
Finally, our nation can heal.
He also directed 'Road Trip' with Tom Green, just saying.
Bring back Dennis Nedry, you cowards.
It sounds like he's insinuating that anyone who doesn't think Batman kills people is an idiot.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.